Wednesday, April 17, 2024

 

Illiterates is going on tour again the first and second week of May.

 Seattle, Vancouver, Portland, Vernon and all that shit.

Excited to play with Alienator. Last time they played in Pittsburgh, Christian fell on the skate ramp and got a concussion before Alienator played so I had to take him to the hospital.

All I remember they were tall and bald.








First pic by Cazart Chronicles

Friday, March 8, 2024



 


 

What is up asshole motherfuckers? 

Illiterates is going on tour next weekend, a week before should be a good time to promote it.

Cleveland Toronto and Canada

ALSO STI\FF PRICK IS COMING ALONG TOO. They haven't played outta town much yet so here it is.




 

 ALSO 

SPEED PLANS is going on our longest tour yet. 5 shows in 4 days. 

Cinci, Lexington, Detroit, Dayton, and Cleveland.

Unfortunately, 3 of these gigs are with the embarrassingly cringe worthy Collosol Man from Chicago. But  its all good because we're playing with The Repos in Dayton which makes up for the incoming secondhand embarrassment. A matinee before the Cleveland gig.

 No drinking at the Detroit gig. I don't know why. I don't make the rules there so don't ask me about it.

Speed Plans is about to record our first ever 7 song 7" this weekend as well. Look out for that.

Illiterates has our 3rd LP recorded as well, just need to do the vocals on it.
 
Snarling Dogs LP potentially in the future. Who's to say.



First pic taken by Cazart Chronicles

Saturday, January 27, 2024

Nasty Nancy's 4th EP, "Hardcore Hotel". 

Devon unleashes his will Army-of-One style on his most clear but still lo-fi tape yet.

The samples on this are better placed than ever, flowing a lot like a powerviolence record.

The songwriting has also been ramped up and briefed. 

Limited to 50 

https://nastynancy999.bandcamp.com/album/hardcore-hotel

https://killenemyrecords.bandcamp.com/merch/nasty-nancy-hardcore-hotel-tape


                                                                           

                                                                         Photo by Bat
 

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

 

Alamoans have been a band for 5 years and here now they are with 5 songs 
The recording is dense even though it's just 5 songs. They cover a lot of ground as far as tempos go and with the nightmare closer Burning Question.
I didn't think people in town ever gave much of a shit about them, but those who knew, knew they were one of the more volatile bands around.
Now with the Hamburger Lady on 2nd guitar.
They covered Warsystem and Messenger at the release gig.
Limited to 5,000 copies
Order now. 
https://killenemyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/alamoans




Thursday, December 28, 2023


 Speed Plans tape with 3 new songs that'll be on an upcoming 7", along with 5 terrible covers.

 https://killenemyrecords.bandcamp.com/album/speed-plans-tape

Up for order on the bandcamp. Playing Rock Room in January and maybe Syracuse in February.





Wednesday, December 20, 2023

 


 

Speed Plans More Hardcore LP gig at Gooskis. It wasn’t that wild. But this pic is cool.

Tuesday, December 19, 2023

If you're under 25, this is the shirt for you.

Smalls and XLs only left 

 https://killenemyrecords.bandcamp.com/merch/psycho-summer-shirt

 


 

Nasty Nancy tape with the first 2 EP's now for sale online now too. New EP coming soon.

https://nastynancy999.bandcamp.com/album/denizen-of-dreams

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